There once was a boy named John who had a most exceptional dog named Spot. John loved this dog. He had yellow hair on his head and the rest of him was white with black spots. Spot never barked or bit anyone, well, except for that one time.
It was a typical Sunday, John and Spot were sitting down on the couch enjoying football while John was scratching Spot's belly. Suddenly, there was a loud knock at the door. It was a hairbrush salesman, or he claimed to be anyway. John, being the nice guy he was, let the fella in and offered him a beverage. With his back turned, the "salesman" hit John and headed for John's wallet. Spot, growled and jumped simultaneously with his teeth landing directly on the "salesman's" forearm. A blood vessel burst and the "salesman" dropped the wallet and was out the door to the sidewalk before Spot released him.
John woke from the hit to find Spot's mouth covered in blood and resting peacefully on the couch.
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